the-absolute-funniest-posts:

waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?

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stepheve:


I ALWAYS follow back. <3
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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